If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The adults are the big ones right?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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