He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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