Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The power of my boobs compel you
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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