I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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