If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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