people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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