What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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