i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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