nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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