does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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