This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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