So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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