To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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