So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Randomize
