you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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