oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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