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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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