Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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