Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
