he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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