So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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