when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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