There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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