U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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