Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just pee around me
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
