Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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