hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Randomize
