He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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