My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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