That's intense
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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