office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I am one with the molecules
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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