I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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