Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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