so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Randomize
