I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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