please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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