But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
3pm strippers are depressing
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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