am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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