I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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