Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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