her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
What a dumb baby whore.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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