I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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