Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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