omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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