i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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