Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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