So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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