I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
