I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I can't put those talents on a resume
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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