I need help removing her.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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